Warrior Tang ([info]tangaroa) wrote,
@ 2003-06-26 08:35:00
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Current mood: amused
Current music:Mark Knopfler - Sultans of Swing

Aw, $#@!
This level of the administration's unpreparedness in Iraq surprised even me:

US authorities in Iraq have been forced to change the name of the planned Iraqi armed forces...whose initials in Arabic produce a colourful synonym for fornication.

I can just imagine how they would have presented it to the public.

"America and Iraq have made the F.U.C.K. to ensure future generations of the Iraqi people may be permitted the freedom their forebears enjoyed under the Shah. The F.U.C.K. will defend that freedom. Kurds, Shiites, and Muslims can all join the F.U.C.K., and the F.U.C.K. will accept all of them in any amount or combination. I would like to ask those of you here tonight to join me in the F.U.C.K. We have rooms in the back where you can join the F.U.C.K. right now. Hey, the F.U.C.K. is not to be laughed at. You are ordered to respect the F.U.C.K.!"




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[info]killjoy_
2003-06-26 08:55 am UTC (link)
*falls over laughing*

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and to quote jason mewes
[info]jwmo
2003-06-26 10:32 am UTC (link)
I am the C.L.I.T. COMMANDER! Nobody rules the C.L.I.T. like me! Not this fuck. Not any of you little fucks!

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Re: and to quote jason mewes
[info]phenyx
2003-06-26 12:10 pm UTC (link)
WHERE YOU SEE CLIT, YOU'LL SEE THIS FACE.

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